Today.

Conversation with my dentist:
Dentist: Cindy, you need to grow up.
Me: I'm growing up. I'm just taking my sweet long time at it.
Dentist shakes head.

My thoughts after half of my face was frozen and one less tooth and on the skytrain.
Oh my gosh! Am I drooling? I feel like I'm drooling.

Christin's polite comment when I was at her house chowing down some soup:
Cindy, there's soup on your chin.
Me - horrified